Work Emails 1st Edition

Why on Earth do we not have a instant messaging system. It would save so much time. But them we couldn't Paper Wise it and keep it forever.

Well, in passing time in the insurance world, emails really do the trick.. especially if you don't want to be over heard.

We average 50+ emails a day back and forth and have a regular dialogue going on. I would like to share some of these choice emails...

Commence **Silent Shoulder Shake**

Please start and the bottom... Like Drake.

 

 

 

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Yeah I basically have fart asphyxiation.

 

TOOTS. All of the toots. Toots for days.

 

Policy checking and have very little training is frustration station. Nicole saw that I was clearly working hard on finding something in the policy, and comes up and goes :”oh so you’re policy checking…” Um yes. Go away now.

 

From: 
Sent: Friday, February 21, 2014 10:09 AM
To:
Subject: RE:

 

I actually just lol’d out that. And then had another little shoulder shaking laugh.  Which made me think about the fact we have “toots”. And then I burst into laughter and can’t stop the shoulder shaking kind.  And that started RIGHT as Peter walked by.  And now he wants to know what I’m laughing about. “SERIOUSLY IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU!” I could exactly go “Well I was thinking about toots.”

 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA there I go again.

 

From:
Sent: Friday, February 21, 2014 10:06 AM
To:
Subject: RE:

 

Mike made me a smoothie last night. Half way through a giant glass of it I asked what was in it. MILK. MOTHER FUCKING MILK.

 

I feel you

 

From: 
Sent: Friday, February 21, 2014 10:05 AM
To:
Subject:

 

Between the coffee today and egg yolk last night…Worst. Farts. Ever. I’M SO SORRY EVERYONE. However as for the egg yolk shots, no regrets.