Tuesday, April 22, 2014

2nd Edition

Start from the bottom... Work your way here. *Names have been changed the stupid, unfortuneate and disliked*
 
 
 
 
 
 
With my luck I would spill all over everything. again


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Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 4:48 PM
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Yes we should definitely go down there first.  We gotta figure out how to get those suckers in! Because now we kind of have to, I cant drink all three on the way there. 

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Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 4:46 PM
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I’m still working. This is some sort of record.

Also the gates open at 5, so we should head down there first maybe?

After we figure out the beer situation. Why can’t we just drink in public. So much easier!

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Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 4:41 PM
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Yeah I actually had two things full today which is some kind of record, and I’m about to go get more.  Really preppin.  Oh geeze.  You’re already having issues and we haven’t even started.

 
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Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 4:37 PM
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I just sent that last email to myself. I need to leave now

 
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Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 4:37 PM
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I’m drinking as much water as possible. I know it will probably be the last I drink in awhile.

 
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Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 4:34 PM
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You are a mastermind.

 
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Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 4:33 PM
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It’s 4:33.  I may or may not start buzzfeeding in roughly…seven minutes.

 
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Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 4:24 PM
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I’m impressed. I did just clean my phone again for 10 minutes, but kel and steph are off work now and drinking already so they are texting me. It’s not fair.

 
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Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 4:23 PM
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The fact that we’re still working right now, at 4:22 on a Friday, is really a testament to our work ethic.

 

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Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 4:16 PM
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****Silent shoulder shake

 

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Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 4:16 PM
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“It’s alright I made a mess in my pants 6 hours ago.”

 
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Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 3:37 PM
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Some juice she bought and she wants to take it back to Safeway and ask” if anyone actually drinks this shit” hahaha. It’s beet juice *Ashley* it’s going to taste like angels.

 

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Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 3:36 PM
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About what this time?

 
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Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 3:35 PM
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Fuck me. *Ashley* is whining in the kitchen again.

 
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Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 3:34 PM
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My eyes just closed…

 
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Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 3:08 PM
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You know, all we really need is regular, plastic water bottles for the other beers.  If we can just buy a couple and drink/dump the water, we can fill them with beer and hide them on our persons.  Or, we could just go get more of the water bottle things… they’re at bartells.

 
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Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 3:05 PM
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I like this plan. I can shove it in my bra if need be.

 
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Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 3:05 PM
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I DO have my water bottle thing here…

 
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Sent: Friday, April 11, 2014 3:05 PM
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They use metal detector wands over “your person” and do a bag search. They are phasing in the use of walk through metal detectors. Sooo. It might not work.

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